WAGMI for Solana

Get better,
not luckier.

WAGMI reads every trade you’ve made, finds why you lose, and coaches you until you don’t.

Open the app

The scan

Every trade, rebuilt from chain.

Paste a wallet and watch it read the tape. Signatures, swaps and positions first, then the seven reads that explain your PnL.

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Paste a wallet and watch it read the tape, live.

The arc

From the fryer to the jet.

Same guy. Different process. WAGMI is the part in the middle nobody posts.

crying wojak in a red fast-food uniform holding a tray of fries
The fryerDown 99%. Buys every top.
focused wojak in a hoodie with red headphones looking at his phone
The grindReads his tape. Writes three rules.
wojak tossing his red visor, a green chart on his phone
The day he quitThe rules held for a month.
wojak in a black suit with a red tie holding a martini
The jetEdge known. Boring on purpose.

What it reads

PnL is the symptom.

Seven reads on how you trade, graded on process. A green trade that broke your rules is still a bad trade.

Hold time

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Median hold, every closed trade.

Where they buy

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buys came within 30% of the chart’s high.

Gave it back

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Times a trade was up 2x and closed under +20%.

Sold way early

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of sells ran 3x+ after, with a bag that could have sold up there.

Rode it down

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Trades closed at 0.3x or worse.

The edge

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The grade

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Graded on process, not PnL.

Mental calendar

When the trenches trade worst.

Win rate by weekday and hour of the buy, UTC.

LosingWinning

Live from every wallet WAGMI has read, added up. No wallet is shown. Yours come from your own tape.

What you missed

Sold too early?
See the receipt.

For every sell, WAGMI checks what the token did next. If it ran 3x or more and your bag could really have sold up there, you see the dollars you left on the table, priced from your own fills.

  • Your fills, not guesses. What you sold, for how much, read from the chain.
  • Sellable peaks only. A wick nobody could fill doesn't count.
  • Honest about dips. If it fell 30% first, a stop would have closed you out. Not counted.

Left on the tablelive

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every early sell WAGMI has measured

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    Live, from every wallet read so far. Yours gets its own card to post on X.

    The coach

    It remembers you.

    An actual terminal with an actual brain. Type a command for an instant read, or ask why you sold early. It answers with your timestamps, your sizes and a rule.

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    your wallet · read-onlyOpen the app
    calm wojak coach in a red jacket pointing at a whiteboard with a rising line
    • Instant reads.entries, exits, holdings, trades, pnl, edge, rules. Your numbers, the moment you type.
    • Why, with timestamps.What happened, why it happened in your wallet, what would have been better, and a rule you can commit.
    • What you missed.Every sell that ran 3x+ afterwards, priced from your fills, with a card to post on X.

    The crew

    Same guy. Different process.

    $WAGMI

    Hold $100 of supply.
    Analysis forever.

    The token is the business model. Holders fund the inference, so nobody pays per report.

    First scan

    Free

    One full analysis of any Solana wallet. No sign-up. Nothing to sign.

    Hold $100 of $WAGMI

    Everything

    Every rescan and the coach with memory, for as long as you hold.

    Analyses

    ∞

    The gate re-checks your balance each session. Read-only.

    rich wojak in a suit handing cash to the crying fryer wojak at the counter
    CA soon